能保命的语言：学说僵尸语

发布时间：2015-11-25 14:56:26

为了申请英国大学，办理英国签证，来英国念书的同学听说过僵尸语言吗？

为了申请英国大学，办理英国签证，来英国念书的同学听说过僵尸语言吗？

When in zombie land, speak as zombies do...

Remember that scene in that zombie movie where the people survive by adopting the mannerisms and speech patterns of the zombie horde? They walk right through the undead and nobody even notices them. Totally the best idea ever, right? (Admit it, it's in your notebook under "Ideas On How To Survive Zombie Invasion.") You'll need a way to blend into the horde and avoid being eaten while you're ordering a latte from a zombarista and shopping at a zombie-infested mall.

This guidebook features an electronic sound module so you'll be able to learn proper zombie pronunciation. Remember, it's "RAHHHhh!" not "Rawr" or "Raaaaah." Helpful text explores the customs and etiquette of living in a zombie world and detailed illustrations will let you peek into the everyday lives of the undead as they're working on their muscles or dancing at a local club. The all-purpose BRAINS button can be used in any situation, deadly or otherwise. Learning zombie is like learning any other language; it just takes time and patience. You're running out of time, so we suggest picking up this book ASAP and making with the learning.

假如某天这个世界真被僵尸统治了，唯一的生存机会就是学会他们的语言——怎么样，没听过这么好的主意吧！下面介绍的这本生存手册：教你怎么说僵尸语(How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living)，将教会你如何在日常生活中混进僵尸中和避免被吃掉——比如在僵尸咖啡屋点拿铁或者在僵尸商场里购物。

手册带有一个电子声音模块，可以模拟出准确的僵尸发音(”RAHHHhh!”)，一共有10个不同的短语，教会你如何说僵尸语。书里面还有文字说明僵尸世界的习俗和礼仪，以及插图讲解僵尸的行为。这本书还有一个全功能按钮，可以在任何情况下使用，包括致命的情况。

这本书的作者是 Steve Mockus，他的爱好是读书、徒步和与僵尸交流。这本书在亚马逊上有售。