Remember that scene in that zombie movie where the people survive by adopting the mannerisms and speech patterns of the zombie horde? They walk right through the undead and nobody even notices them. Totally the best idea ever, right? (Admit it, it's in your notebook under "Ideas On How To Survive Zombie Invasion.") You'll need a way to blend into the horde and avoid being eaten while you're ordering a latte from a zombarista and shopping at a zombie-infested mall.
This guidebook features an electronic sound module so you'll be able to learn proper zombie pronunciation. Remember, it's "RAHHHhh!" not "Rawr" or "Raaaaah." Helpful text explores the customs and etiquette of living in a zombie world and detailed illustrations will let you peek into the everyday lives of the undead as they're working on their muscles or dancing at a local club. The all-purpose BRAINS button can be used in any situation, deadly or otherwise. Learning zombie is like learning any other language; it just takes time and patience. You're running out of time, so we suggest picking up this book ASAP and making with the learning.
假如某天这个世界真被僵尸统治了，唯一的生存机会就是学会他们的语言——怎么样，没听过这么好的主意吧！下面介绍的这本生存手册：教你怎么说僵尸语(How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living)，将教会你如何在日常生活中混进僵尸中和避免被吃掉——比如在僵尸咖啡屋点拿铁或者在僵尸商场里购物。